i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? who knows.
i hate jokes that operate on the premise of sexual assault???? the only joke is ‘haha you THOUGHT i was showing your kids my genitals but LOOK!!! PLOT TWIST!!!’ and we really need to examine why we find that funny, why the FEAR in a parent that turns to relief that their child isnt traumatized is funny
feelin pretty pretty. but not in a conceited way. okay maybe a sorta conceited way. but the good kind of conceited. the kind that says "hey you, it is okay to love yourself because you are you and you are AWESOME."